Hilarity in fake news form
This story showed up on the Onion today, and I just had to share it with you. I ran it past Nina, and she confirmed the hilarity of this story. If you don't actually laugh out loud, you must not have children, or know any...
SEATTLE—Six-year-old Daniel Barriault says he has learned his lesson, but what those who wronged him don't realize is that their lesson has only just begun.
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"In this corner, you have plenty of time to think," said Barriault, who claimed to have "tons of friends on the outside," including Jimmy, Josh, and Nana and Papa. "I know exactly what I’m going to do when my time is up. Who I’m going to visit. Plans? Yeah, you could say I’ve got some plans."